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Officer

If you're hopelessly in love and 'Object' from you as far as ' Star', do not despair. Read my stories and funny stories, memorized this 'instruction' and then 'dream' can become 'reality'. If you are unsure how to proceed, check out Professor Roy Taylor. If you fall in love with a girl and she is not responsible to you in return, and your shape and appearance did not cause her obvious delight, you is still one more chance to reverse the situation and make the location of your object. To do this you need to act not on its 'Visual-Eyes' bodies, and the 'Cluhovye' receptors. If, after the wise use of citations and complex scientific terms like ' turbulence' the result still does not, try this: Find a collection of poems unknown author, select one of them and burn it onto a piece of paper. Having given his "own" let it not obsessively read.

Do not forget to emphasize the important places in your opinion. For example, the phrase: 'I love you' underline once. Complex phrase like: 'Be mine and I'll give you the whole world, moon and stars ' Be mine – underline one or two times (the rest can not emphasize). I would especially like to note that excessive focus object the phrase 'Be mine' with a multiple-underlined three times or more, may only alienate your customer so I advise (as Officer) – no more than four, well five times (it's like someone wants to put up or can not) After that, there may be only two choices: throw the neck, zatseluet to death, you immediately get married and have kids go.